Michael Bennett Talks Deflategate, Russ-Ciara And More

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Michael Bennett is not one to shy away from the camera, or any opportunity to share his quirky sense of humor. And this latest impromptu TMZ interview is no different.

Among the topics covered is what Bennett thinks of Tom Brady in light of the suspension issued by the league, who his celebrity look-alike is and his opinion of Russell Wilson dating Ciara.

Given how sudden the interview was, I have to give props to Michael Bennett for how well he handled it. These impromptu TMZ interviews are often how famous people get roped into saying the wrong things, but Bennett warded off the interviewers attempts to create controversy early in the video.

There isn’t a whole lot to glean from this, but it was fun to watch nonetheless. I don’t know if I’ve seen anyone who can be as casual as Michael Bennett and still be funny. That dude is awesome. This seems like a good time to go back through his best quotes. In fact, when isn’t it a good time to go back through Michael Bennett’s best quotes?

[On Marshawn Lynch‘s BeastQuake 2.0] It was the best run I’ve ever seen. I felt like he was running for freedom or something. Boy, he was gone. They haven’t had a run like that since the Underground Railroad. -From The Seattle Times 

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“I have a cowboy hat on because my dream is to ride a horse at the Super Bowl. A black horse, an Arabian black horse. I know they have those here.” -Super Bowl media day

[On playing the Carolina Panthers] “It’s like you look at a girl who looks like you, and you find out it’s your cousin, so you can’t go on a date with her even though you’d like to, because she looks like you. But then you see her friend, and her friend’s really hot, and you’re like, ‘that’s not my cousin,’ so it’s good.” From the Everett Herald

“I can’t be stressed man, I just wake up in the morning and look in the mirror like damn I look good.”  -Super Bowl media day 

“I think that was a good team meeting, a great team meeting. I think sometimes you have to look in the mirror and face it. Sometimes you are ugly. You have to look in the mirror and say, ‘Damn, I’m ugly.’”  -Super Bowl media day

“If a guy has the ball, we’ll tackle him. If Jesus had the ball, I’d tackle him. If my mom had the ball, I’d tackle her.”  -Super Bowl media day 

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[On what it’s like playing in front of the 12th man] “You ever seen Gladiator? And Russell Crowe is like ‘Are you not entertained?’”  -Super Bowl media day

[On who would play him in a movie] “Is it okay if I say white people? [laughter] I pick Bruce Willis … No, actually, Leonardo DiCaprio. He could really do me from the ‘hood.” –From ESPN

It’s a great time to be a fan of the Seattle Seahawks, because they’re really good right now, obviously. But also because they’re awesome.

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