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Apr 25, 2016; Seattle, WA, USA; Seattle Mariners right fielder Nelson Cruz (23) talks with general manager Jerry Dipoto during batting practice before a game against the Houston Astros at Safeco Field. Mandatory Credit: Joe Nicholson-USA TODAY Sports /

Giving Thanks

Sure, some of Jerry Dipoto’s moves haven’t worked out. And, for all his wheelings and dealings, the Mariners simply weren’t as good as the Rangers in 2016. But at least we don’t have watch him give $40 million to Carlos Silva. Dipoto at least doesn’t sink massive amounts of resources into failed experiments. Sure, the first base platoon wasn’t as productive as we hoped in 2016, but neither Adam Lind nor Dae-Ho Lee cost the club much (unless one of the three prospects Dipoto sent to Milwaukee for Lind turns into the next Mike Trout).

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Dipoto is a master at getting the best possible returns out of his investments, whether they are trades or signings. He doesn’t overpay for an unsure thing. So far, after two awful GM reigns spanning much of the past decade that are responsible for most of the players on this list, Dipoto has cleaned out the trash and is set to win now while rebuilding the decimated farm system in the process.

As he continues his endless thrifting and roster churn this offseason, let’s think back to all of the mistakes of the past and remind ourselves how to avoid them in the future. Our man Dipoto is on the case.

Honorable Mentions

Jose Mesa

Nori Aoki

Jarrod Washburn

Kenji Johjima (extension)

Pokey Reese

Brad Wilkerson

I realize these comparisons are not accurate, some egregiously so. Can you think of any other comparisons with this motley group of losers from last year’s roster? Who am I missing from this list?

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