The Best Of Seattle Mariners Photo Day

Feb 26, 2015; Peoria, AZ, USA; Seattle Mariners pitching coach

poses for a portrait during photo day at Peoria Stadium. Mandatory Credit: Mark J. Rebilas-USA TODAY Sports

You just farted, and it smells horrible. Rick Waits knows you did it, but you’re holding firm in your denial. He’s not buying it, not for one second, and frankly he doesn’t find your claims of innocence amusing.